Mad Hatter's Meme

 All sort of memes are flowing through the whole DevianArt, but where do they come from? Someone invents them, right? I've decided to start my own meme (sorry dudes who are tired from my never-ending tags. I love being tagged, y'know. And I damn love answering questions. ).

So, the rules are:

1. There are seven questions. 
2. Answer these questions, then replace three of them (any) with your own ones.
3. Next people tagged should answer 4 origial questions + 3 added by the one who tagged them, then go to step 2. 
4. So, eventually all the questions should be replaced. And they are constantly changing. 
5. One condition: the questions must be as bizarre as possible. No crap like 'how old r u'; unleash your imagination, children of Sheogorath!  
6. Add a picture. Any picture. Explain why you've chosen it. 
7. Tag some people to do the same.


I start (with rather normal questions, if you don't mind):

1. Can you taste a hundred earthworms roasted on a fry pan?
Maybe I'm really loony, but I suspect this should be quite tasty

2. What is the first (and most annoying) question you ask when visit someone for the first time?
'Do you have a piano here?'

3. Invent a brand new word. Yeah, right now. And explain it.
Not that it is a brand new word, for I'd invented it about three weeks ago, but my answer is 

ravelated

what means your condition when you wake up in the morning and find yourself speaking French, murmuring 'Nicolette la la la', you knock at the door with 'ta, tatata ta ta, ta ta', you compose short messages like they're elegant paper letters, and your music is overwhelmed with key changes and 11th chords. Also, you gaze at the fountains.

4. What is the silliest invention in the entire human history?
Trombones. The world would be so much more beautiful without trombones! 

5. What was the weirdest thing you did when you stayed at home alone last time?
Completely alone: tried to watch 'Lohengrin', found it too boring and turned out, sat down in front of the mirror and started playing scales on my lever harp. It all was about 5 AM. With my bff: tried to watch 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. Fell asleep.  

6. What clothes you should wear for your friends would decided to take you to the asylum?
Well, taking my constant style experiments into account... nothing ever can surprise them.

7. You can dance a dance with a historical person. What and who it would be?
I'd danced tango with George Gershwin. Ohmygod, that would be hotter than the Sun.  


I add up an image of Benjamin Britten having fun in a chair. I add it, because he's looking just like I'll be, when I deal with my legendary exams. 



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